Google Predicts

Quite frankly, I’d prefer they stay on the nipples.

I saw the subject line “Herpes is for life bro” on my iPhone this morning and, no lie, I was terrified to open it. Was it from an ex’s ex? Thank god it wasn’t.

(Via deathpetal.tumblr.com)

It’s bad. It’s bad. It’s really, really bad.

I bet you thought this blog was. We’re back…

Of course. They made a documentary…

I think @supercooleric has been telling too many people about his band name “Girl Boner”